Streptococcal pharyngitis, might as well be dysentery. Still sucks.
Well, I done went and got me another viral infection. Streptococcal pharyngitis, in case you didn’t know, is strep throat. And, being filled with enough Nyquil to tranquilize a horse, I figured i’d try typing a coherent sentence since i Definitely can’t speak one right now. Anyway, since i haven’t suffered enough the wikileaks nut is trying to kill the internet, U.S. Diplomacy, and the american twinkie. Well played Mr. Assange, well played…. BUT! I have preempted you! by buying out the stores in my area completely of their twinkie supplies! (No one cares about the internet, it’s just a fad anyway!)
Till next time the next time i get to take antibiotics,