Chernobyl, Tourists, Parrots, Gas Bras, And Zucchini.
Feel like I’m coming down with something. Don’t ya love flu season?
First up for today, A Ukrainian native has invented a bra that doubles as a gas mask. hmmm… http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/09/23/emergency-remove-bra/
Also, In michigan, a man has been arrested for getting in a fight with a parrot. The guy lost. His reason for fighting with the parrot? He was trying to train it. When it didn’t listen he shook it. Hmm…. Don’t think it works that way…. What a nut.
In other events, A woman in Montana fended off a 200 pound black bear with a zucchini. Eh, whatever works.
And finally, Tourists have begun flocking to the Chernobyl disaster site.
Why? Not sure. Since the radiations still there it seems quite stupid. it’s still over 35 times normal. Why not just go to Seaworld? See the fish, go home. much better than going to Chernobyl and getting a T-shirt says ” I went to the Chernobyl disaster site and all I got was this stupid T-shirt and Cancer in 20 years” At least when I go to sea world I don’t have to throw away my shows afterward.
A slightly under the weather, M.T.E.