…. It’s still not getting any better…. I want a refund.
First up, Genetically engineered animals may soon be coming to stores near you! Apparently thats new. I thought they had always done stuff like that. With a growth hormone cocktail and a dash of “Special Sauce” ( Gotta love that U 234. ) The fish are at least twice as big as their non-messed-with counterparts. http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/09/20/fda-genetically-modified-salmon-gmo/
Real quick, Paris hilton (of course) was denied entry to japan after admitting to a drug charge two days earlier. She thinks their going to let her back in. Eventually. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/8017714/Paris-Hilton-denied-entry-to-Japan-over-drugs-conviction.html
Steve jobs might also soon be on japan’s blacklist after trying to sneak a pair of metal throwing stars onto a plane. Of course he denies it, but I still call B.S. Which, When compared to the emails he sends out in response to journalists, doesn’t surprise me. http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/09/20/apple-ceo-steve-jobs-student-leave/
And finally, (and most regrettably) SEE Virtual Worlds Has announced plans to create a michael jackson MMO (massively multiplayer online game). I wish they wouldn’t. Just thinking about the prospect of a michael jackson online game convention makes my head spin. At this point almost nothing surprises me. But somehow I never expected this .
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